ANTM Ep. 9 & 10

It is clear from this photo that Liz was right to go last week. She posed great as a man but she just looks like a whore in this photo, and she was getting on my nerves : ) Kayla and Jane both looked so amazing in these period costumes, I really enjoyed watching this shoot and wished the girls had been a bit stronger as a whole.

I think that Chelsey is probably the strongest girl in the bunch. She is mature, sophisticated, smart, experienced, and strong. Plus, she has the right look to go commercial or high fashion. She knows more about fashion than any of the other girls and is the most appreciative of all the amazing opportunities. I love her look, and she has been in my top two favorites during this competition. I think she deserves to win, and if she doesn't win the competition I hope that 1) she at least gets best photo before she's eliminated and 2) doing the show will get her noticed and help get her foot into high fashion.

That being said, I love Kayla's look and she is the other one of my favorites. She is the girl I want to win. It is so admirable how far she has come and it is great that she has been able to overcome her difficulties in modeling with men. She is such a passionate person and so down to Earth, you can't help but to root for this girl who went from a pauper who used to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag to a high fashion princess who's wildest dreams within her grasp.

DWTS Ep. 8 (Aired 11-8-10)

Brandy:

First Dance: It was beautiful, romantic, and elegant. This competition means so much to her, I am surprised that she didn’t make Carrie Ann cry. They are such a well suited couple and it is great to see their chemistry become so strong. It was technically perfect and amazing to watch.

My score: 10

Second Dance: I thought it was fun, cute, and upbeat. I agree with Carrie Ann that it was weird that they didn’t start dancing right away, but I also agree with Maks that “instant dance” doesn’t necessarily mean dance instantly…That was all rather awkward in scoring…

My score: 9

Bristol Palin:

First Dance: She is still just stiff and awkward. She has improved a bit, but I don’t see any conviction or passion for the routine. She just has one look she doesn’t have differing expressions. It was her best dance, but she is still the weakest dancer.

My score: 8

Second Dance: She looked rather lost at times and really struggled here. All I got from this dance was that she has learned how to shake her ta ta’s but she is over the competition, you can tell. She can’t compete with the others talent and she is still a bore.

My score: 7

Jennifer Grey:

First Dance: It is so heartbreaking that her body cannot keep up with her talent. I was sad to see Derek was dancing for her a bit because of her problematic knee. She looked adorable and it was a very fun and well executed routine. She really impresses me and as much as she seems to be falling apart in rehearsal she always seems to pull it together on show night!

My score: 8

Second Dance: She is so technically precise and her flexibility and stamina is amazing. I have a hard time believing she is 50. Their dance seemed to be a bit slower than the music at times, but she is such an amazing sexy swan.

My score: 10

Kurt Warner:

First Dance: I still noticed how huge his dinner plate hands looked but he is so suave and graceful on the floor for such a big guy. I am always impressed with his performance and charisma; he is so joyous on the dance floor. 

My score: 8

Second Dance: He kept up with Anna really well in this routine. He was energetic and fun and the surprise song didn’t seem to affect his performance. He didn’t seem lost or off at any moment I was very impressed!

My score: 9

Kyle Massey:

First Dance: His feet were still a bit funky but he has improved so much technically and he looked like a serious accomplished dancer in this routine. Very suave, joyous, and mature, I didn’t giggle, I took him seriously. LOVED IT!

My score: 9

Second Dance: He went a little off just a few times but he did amazing considering the short rehearsal time. It was fun, cute, energetic, and such a joy to watch! Very impressive and adorable tricks and gimmicks! LOVED IT AGAIN!

My score: 9

Surprises: The way that Maks and Carrie Ann went at it! I was embarrassed for Brandy. Maks is sure hotheaded.

Disappointments: I feel so sad that Jennifer is having to endure so much pain to get through the competition and it is unfortunate that her body cannot keep up with her spirit.

Watch-ability: This was a fabulous night, probably the best quality of dancing so far!

Who is getting my votes? Brandy: 2, Kyle: 1, Jennifer: 2

Who should get the boot? BRISTOL THE BORE! What is the entire state of Alaska voting for her? 

All pics are from Facebook fanpage : )

DWTS Ep. 7 (Aired 11-1-10)

Brandy: What is this BS about Brandy not feeling sexy? She was sizzling on that stage, I’m sure it didn’t hurt having Maks as a partner. The technique was amazing and she was so into her character. It is unfortunate that she just made a little mistake.

My score: 10

Bristol Palin:  I can’t get over how chunky she looked next to Mark. She didn’t commit to her movements with intensity and she just looked vacant. It wasn’t nearly as charming as Kelly’s rendition, but at least her technique is improving. She sounded like she’s been taking talking lessons from Audrina…

My score: 7

Jennifer Grey: She did an excellent job with the intensity and the technique. Huge improvement from last week, but I still feel like she was missing her facial expressions. It was sharp and on the mark, great finish to a great night!

My score: 9

Kurt Warner: I don’t think this was a very exciting dance for him to recreate. I think he did a good job maintaining his posture in hold, and moved fluidly on the floor. I liked it!

My score: 8

Kyle Massey: The dance was so awesome to begin with I really enjoyed it the second time around too. He did an excellent job following up Maks! I thought it was awesome how serious and committed he was to his movements. I was giggling but I believed him as the angry and intense manly man.  

My score: 9

Rick Fox: I guess he couldn’t jump off the stage which was a bit of a disappointment because that was the best part of Helio’s routine. He looked like a leprechaun pimp in that outfit. Their greens didn’t match…They didn’t look like they were dancing on tempo. Their routine felt slow in comparison to the music. He went over the top with those expressions. It was off time, and felt awkward to me, I didn’t like it.

My score: 7

Surprises: Teams Kristi and Apollo were not evenly distributed as far as talent goes. Kristi did not pick the strongest dancers that she could have. I get that Mark was her partner when they won the competition, but HE’S WITH BRISTOL!!! WTF? Those groups were not fair.    

Disappointments: I cannot believe that Gilles didn’t give Brandy a 10! I know that Jennifer is not 20, but it is so sad to see her bring herself down, she started so strong in the competition, but it seems to be catching up to her : (

Watch-ability: The dance recreations were creative and interesting.

Who is getting my votes? Brandy 2, Jennifer 3, Kyle 1

Who should get the boot? BRISTOL!!! Who is voting for this CHICK? She needs to GO!!! Is all of Alaska backing her or something?

DWTS Ep. 6 (Aired 10-25-10)

Audrina Patridge: She looked a bit zombiesque. I don’t know if she looked that intense she just looked rather angry. Her emotions don’t travel all the way to her eyes. I think she is good, but she is just lacking that oomph.  

My score: 7

Bristol Palin: I think she was channeling Violet Beauregarde in that outfit. She was just portraying a stern stare. It was an improvement, but still boring, at least she didn’t get totally lost and appeared to be attempting to look like a dancer. I appreciated her enthusiasm this week for the competition though.

My score: 7

Brandy: I think hers was my favorite crazy outfit of the night! They are the couple with the best chemistry. This dance had energy, intensity, and oomph. It reminde3d me of when Maks and Mel were so strong together! It is clear she put everything she had into that! It was awesome that she ended the show with a punch!

My score: 9

Jennifer Grey: She looked angry! This was such a great dance for her to let loose and show what she is capable of. She was sure feisty for such a little thing! Like a firework! She did loose control a bit which I noticed at the end, but I thought she did well through most of the routine.

My score: 8

Kurt Warner: What was up with the Star Wars outfit? I liked the outfits but they didn’t fit the song. This was the most intense and energetic I had seen him dance. He looked like he had lost some weight and was really into this dance. It was his best dance so far! The judges were messed up! It was certainly entertaining to watch!

My score: 9

Kyle Massey: His and Lacey’s outfits did not match which bothered me. He was very energetic but he looked like he struggled a bit. He seemed to be improving his footwork this week which I was glad to see the judges acknowledge.

My score: 8

Rick Fox: His silver Mohawk made me giggle. The dance felt like it was lacking energy and felt slow in comparison to the music. He kept the intensity up and performed well, but it didn’t wow me.

My score: 7

Surprises: I LOVED Kurt’s performance, I think the judges were way out of line in how badly they scored him, he deserved WAY better! Disappointments: Seeing Jennifer struggle so much is disappointing, but I think the judges are being too hard on her.

Watch-ability: I didn’t know that they were going to show the whole dance of the top 10 dances of all time and I really enjoyed seeing them! Strangely enough, I think I liked watching Shawn Johnson’s #10 spot dance the best!  

Who is getting my votes? Brandy: 2, Jennifer: 2, Kurt: 2, Kyle: 1

Who should get the boot? BRISTOL THE BORE!!!

ANTM Ep.7 Aired 10-20-10

I can't say that I was that fond of the photoshoot this week, because it wasn't very exciting and I didn't think that it was fair that some girls had to portray men and others got to portray women. It's obvious that it is a lot easier to play your own sex even if they are an extreme character. Both Esther and Jane both struggled on just how to stand correctly.

I was glad to see Liz rock it though especially considering that she didn't know who the designer was. However I do think she got lucky in a way but I couldn't help but be happy that she knocked Ann off the top! GO LIZ!

I was glad to see Chelsey redeem herself this week because she really is one of my favorite girls and I think her look is so interesting. She did well in this photoshoot which was needed after that dress catastrophe that Ann put her in for the Grammy Challenge.

Kendall has been so incredibly boring from the beginning, that I wasn't sad to see her go at all. She clearly has no clue what she is doing and her whole portfolio that was shown at the end when they went through each of her photos was BLAH!

I really did not care for this photo of Ann at all, I don't think she looked at all like the designer mostly because they didn't give her the right kind of hair, they needed to give her a wig similar to Esther's for her to truly embody the designer fellow. She clearly did not deserve best photo this week. ICK

Did anyone else think that the photographer was a hottie? More of him please Tyra!

DWTS Ep. 5 (Aired 10-18-10)

Audrina Patridge: I think they should have given her a better song because “The Hills” is not classic TV that the voters are going to be familiar with, and what does “Unwritten” have to do with the show? They seemed to be behind the beat a bit the tempo was much faster than most of the choreography. I thought she seemed timid and unsure of herself, they made a few pretty pictures and sexy connection but it was rather unexciting.   My score: 7

Brandy: I was glad to see her and Maks actually get along this week. Were their costumes supposed to represent the show Friends? I didn’t get that. It was cute and energetic, but I didn’t get the story and it was a bit disconnected. It is great to see her confidence improve because she is such a great performer and seems to be a really sweet girl.  

My score: 8

Bristol Palin: It was so good that Mark got her some acting coaching. I didn’t think Len would appreciate the monkey costumes. I think she got lost in the costume because she couldn’t see. She was so off tempo with Mark and couldn’t keep up with him. That was bad! She was trying so hard but the only thing she did well was shake her ta ta’s. She’s not serious about the competition and I don’t think she cares about improving or learning to dance.  

My score: 5

Florence Henderson: How cute that she was excited to dance the Brady Bunch theme than instead of being disgusted by it. I can’t help but have an enormous smile on my face while I watch her dance. I think Corky seems to drag her around the dancefloor a bit though. Some of her footwork was lagging a bit, but she is so impressive for her age. I think that she and Len have something going on.   

My score: 7  

Jennifer Grey: She’s very emotional and sensitive. They looked way cuter than the characters from Married with Children. The dance was very cute and sweet but it didn’t wow like previous dances of hers. But they dance so effortlessly and are a joy to watch. I think she knew from her expression that this wasn’t her best performance, but she is too hard on herself.  

My score: 8

Kurt Warner: It was cute to see how he educated Anna about Bewitched. She magically turned him into a dancer. It was so cute and suave, a few stumbles, but I really liked it! I think it was his strongest dance so far, he is so charismatic and fun!

My score: 8

Kyle Massey: He is so hilarious and fun. The dance was energetic but it was hard for me to take him seriously with that mustache on his face. He is so committed to his moves and charming! It was so enjoyable and fun! LOVED IT! Maybe it wasn’t enough Foxtrot but I didn’t care, because they did the best at telling a story.

My score: 8

Rick Fox: I didn’t understand a word that Kobe said to him. Man he makes a hott cop! He is rather feminine in the way that he moves his arms, but it was very romantic and sensual. It was one of my favorite dances of his, he is very elegant and

My score: 8

Surprises: The judges’ reaction to Kyle’s dance bummed me out because I was loving it the whole time, but I am not as focused on whether or not it is abiding by the rules of the specific dance they are doing. I thought it was an amazing performance, not worthy of a 5 LEN!

Disappointments: I was sad to see Audrina so unexciting. She has the package and her technique is good. She doesn’t have to be raunchy; I just want to see her step up her game!

Watch-ability: Kurt Warner was my favorite of this week because it was absolutely adorable and improved the most!

Who should get the boot? Bristol needs to go, she is awful and she doesn’t care.

Who is getting my votes: Kyle: 3 Jennifer: 3 Kurt: 1 Florence:1

ANTM Ep.6 Aired 10-13-10

I was so in love with this photo, I think it's the colors and how the yellow and red just pop. I really like Chelsey and was sad to see her so nervous since she was a huge fan of the photographer. I've been there Chelsey, you are so passionate, but you just let your nerves get to you and you become so frustrated with yourself it is infuriating.

Jane looks so stunning in this photo, and I was surprised to see how much she has improved this week, but I still don't think she has much potential and will probably get eliminated soon, but I think Liz should go next. I wasn't sad to see Kacey go since she did so poorly this week and I started to get really annoyed with her. She doesn't even look present in this photo, she is actually pulling away from the male model...wtf?

Chris's girlishness and innocence stunned me but the judges were right it looks very Teen Vogue! It was refreshing to see her so feminine and beautiful this week though!

I didn't understand why the judges OMG'd over this photo. I think Kendall is BORING!!! Plus this pant suit that they put her in is rather unflattering in the bum area, it just looks baggy. Plus in this shot, her jacket blends in with the wall...LAME!

This photo made me realize how stunningly beautiful Esther truly is, she looks great with the dark hair contrasting with her pale complexion. Very Vampire-esc... I just wish I knew more of what her personality was like, I dunno if she's just quite, or they never feature her on the show???

Alright, Ann, you look totally fabulous okay...is ANYONE ELSE going to get best photo in this competition EVER?